Just Put in the Punter

Just Put in the Punter

                I’m not sure why or how someone who chooses to exercise his First Amendment Right then suddenly goes from a good athlete to a bad one.  I’m not sure the difference between a 96 quarterback rating (think of a guy named Young) and 90 is such a huge margin, differing eras aside.  I’m also not sure why a guy with a career 83 quarterback rating is considered preferable to a guy with a career 88 rating during the same era.  Unless up is down and down is up.  Unless a lower quarterback rating is preferable.  I mean, shit, why don’t we just put the punter in there?  I’m sure he’ll do a decent job of pre-snap reads, assuming he knows the Head Coach’s schemes and playbook well enough.  Who cares if he can’t throw or run or break tackles or do anything that a modern quarterback is supposed to be able to do in terms of raw athleticism? If I want to watch an inferior athlete, give me a guy with heart.  At least passion and love for the game is somewhat entertaining, for example:  Shawn Hill was more entertaining to watch than the 49ers’ current second string quarterback they’ve allowed to start.

                And there really is something symbolic about watching, for the second year in a row no less, a second string quarterback play while wearing a jersey bearing the number “2.”  The fact that the irony is somehow lost on Jed York or anybody in the 49ers’ front office makes it even more hilarious.  Oh no, we can’t have the guy who’s protesting racism play, that would be too offensive.  No, let’s go with the second string guy – what’s his name?  Put that guy in.  I just love watching inferior athletes with no moral courage throw four yard passes on third and nine, or better yet, get intercepted while trying to dump the ball off.  I thought it was bad last year when Blaine Gabbert threw a dump off pass three yards down the field straight into the ground.  But now middle linebackers are routinely waiting for Brian Hoyer to look towards a more difficult throw, and then deliver them the ball directly like he drives for fucking UPS.

                To the middle linebacker of the Los Angeles Rams – just wait till Hoyer looks toward a more difficult throw toward the sidelines.  As we all know, a throw down the center of the field is easier.  He’s trying to look you off because he has no arm.

                Good luck, Coach Shanahan.  You are the head coach of a sports team that endorses racism.  Because Colin Kaepernick is better than Brian Hoyer.  But you knew that, you racist piece of shit.  Or did you just pick the guy with the faggy glove on his non-throwing hand because you needed someone to take the blame if your scheme failed and everybody started to realize that you’re not a great offensive mind?  You didn’t win the Super Bowl last year because you called a pass play when you so obviously needed to run.  That’s why Matt Ryan got sacked.  That’s how I know you’re not a good coach.  Because that was the worst play call I’ve ever seen.

                I get it, we aren’t all perfect people.  But can’t the 49ers' decision makers in the front office put their racist tendencies aside and just put the best player on the field?  No?  Okay, fuck it.  I understand.  Jed York, Kyle Shanahan, John Lynch - you guys think the flag is more important than putting the best player on the field, you think the country is more important than the problem of racism.  Well, Stephen A Douglass thought so too and he was also a loser who wound up losing.  Just put the punter in.